Word of the Week

Arithmomania

Ooh, I know. Obsessed with arthritis.
"Not quite. It's the morbid impulse to count."
Hmm, I think you suffer from this.
"Really?"
You're always late, you eat things with old expiration dates and you consistently forget how old you are.
"That's anti-arithmomania."
Is that a word?
"Doubt it."