TRUCKS

Trucks have always fascinated me. Big/little it was always the horn that mattered the most. Hmm, they just don’t make em like they used too that’s for ding-a-ling sure.
“Trucks…”
Yes humanoid- I was getting to that. Roll the clip! I always wanted to say that.
SHOW the pictures already.

Trucks are for transferring things:
18 Wheelers

Transferring goods across great or small distances.
Also used to be great for hitchers.
“Hitchhikers”
Whatever. I'm thirsty.

Dump Trucks

Transferring trash.
Humans are so wasteful. I know I grew up in a dump.
Some say people use it to get rid of bodies too.

Just watch Men at Work if you don’t believe me.

“Trucks…”
Hmm, and finally.
Courier Trucks

Transferring personal packages even gifts.
Hint hint where’s my new ant house?
You know I wanted the penthouse.

Well, you better check on it.

So there are a few samples of trucks and their uses. Being a mode of transpertation- “Transportation”
Whatever, trucks have been very useful but recent gas prices has been making it increasingly expensive and difficult to do. You know I hate it when you leave the news on! But there was this fascinating special about alternative means of energy. Something about using avocado oil- WHAT?

Human you’re choking again. Oh all right, maybe not avocado but sugar cane, corn, wood chips, soybean even algae are all things that can be used… hey I wasn’t done yet…stop snorting.

*Disclaimer. Nothing here can be verified since it’s likely I’m suffering from some deadly disease but sadly not silent where I’ve become an ant whisperer.*
HUMAN! I can read- I command you hit the delete- not SEND.

Word of the Week~

About time human!

"Lant"
What does that mean? Lean, relax, hmm lant.
"Stale Urine."
Ewww! That's gross and random. Are you serious?
"Yeah, it was put in a container with lime and used on certain crops to stop birds from eating it."
Ants too! Human, I left some lant for you to clean up on the counter. Ta Ta!
"Err..."

Random Thoughts~

Hey human.
"What?"
Why do you keep using that ~ thingy?
"Because I like it."
Okay.
"Is that all?"
No actually. I watched Dr. Who last night.
"Did you now."
Yes and you better leave the scifi channel on for me next Friday at 9pm.
"Why?"
It's the 2 hour Season Finale that's why.
"Sounds like a plug."
Well, I'm not on the Doctor's payroll.
"He's not real."
Just a fan.
"Whatever."
Err.

Word of the Week~

Hey Human
"What?"
You are positively dungeonable.
"Why thank you."
Thank you! Do you even KNOW what it means?
"Of course, shrewd and I think you're dungeonable too."
Really?
"Of course, because it also means devilish and that's you. Now leave me alone I was sleeping."

Hmm, I'll give you dungeonable...

Up Next~

Eliza Leigh & Trucks

Welcome

How you found my new and obscure blog I don't know- it's been left in the hands of my humanoid assistant who constantly walks into things and still looks at the keyboard when typing. I am Eliza Leigh, yes an ant. Not an aunt but a small insect whose family is scattered through out the world. Yes, our family picnics are quite large.

After nattering away to my translator for eons- okay she says two days- she has finally agreed to spread my immense knowledge and wisdom to the masses- that's you of course!

Human! Are you CHOKING? Don't die-keep typing!