TRUCKS

Trucks have always fascinated me. Big/little it was always the horn that mattered the most. Hmm, they just don’t make em like they used too that’s for ding-a-ling sure.
“Trucks…”
Yes humanoid- I was getting to that. Roll the clip! I always wanted to say that.
SHOW the pictures already.

Trucks are for transferring things:
18 Wheelers

Transferring goods across great or small distances.
Also used to be great for hitchers.
“Hitchhikers”
Whatever. I'm thirsty.

Dump Trucks

Transferring trash.
Humans are so wasteful. I know I grew up in a dump.
Some say people use it to get rid of bodies too.

Just watch Men at Work if you don’t believe me.

“Trucks…”
Hmm, and finally.
Courier Trucks

Transferring personal packages even gifts.
Hint hint where’s my new ant house?
You know I wanted the penthouse.

Well, you better check on it.

So there are a few samples of trucks and their uses. Being a mode of transpertation- “Transportation”
Whatever, trucks have been very useful but recent gas prices has been making it increasingly expensive and difficult to do. You know I hate it when you leave the news on! But there was this fascinating special about alternative means of energy. Something about using avocado oil- WHAT?

Human you’re choking again. Oh all right, maybe not avocado but sugar cane, corn, wood chips, soybean even algae are all things that can be used… hey I wasn’t done yet…stop snorting.

*Disclaimer. Nothing here can be verified since it’s likely I’m suffering from some deadly disease but sadly not silent where I’ve become an ant whisperer.*
HUMAN! I can read- I command you hit the delete- not SEND.