Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Name that Movie~

Quiz Time People!

So here's a new game. Look at the sidebar at the Amazon Widget titled Name that Movie there will be 4 movies to choose from. Pick which movie this quote comes from:
No Life~ Without Wife.
Bonus Question: Which character said it?
This will be a monthly quiz. Add your comments here.
***There will be NO prizes awarded.***
"Eliza why don't you tell them the truth. You ate all the Lindt candy I got for prizes. Hey! Don't! You're pushing my coffee...aah, over."

Monday, August 25, 2008

Word of the Week

"Anchoret"
What does it mean?
"It's a middle English word meaning a hermit or a recluse."
How do you say that?
"I have no idea- anchor-et?"
Humanoid, you anchoret where have you been?

"ha. ha."

Monday, August 11, 2008

Indy

Indiana Jones

Last weekend we saw Indiana Jones & the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and all i can say is ANTS RULE!
"You're giving spoilers away Eliza."
Oh I don't care. If you are a human who is reading this blog and haven't yet seen Jones 4 SKIP THIS POST. Happy?
"Very."
Hmmf, where was I?
"ANTS RULE."
Right, finally my cousins are shown as the warriors they are. It's not easy dragging humans around, especially when they're screaming and writhing across the ground.
"Um, Eliza that was only a small part of the movie."
SMALL! That was the best scene in a movie EVER! It's going to win a Pulitzer-What? An Emmy, Tony, whatever- you KNOW what I'm talking about. Human I have to thank you for sneaking me into the theater. What was in that box?
"Rasinets."
Delicious. Get me some more.
"Eliza, you ate the whole box and you're still on a sugar high 2 days later."
Oh please, a small box of candy. They ate a least 3 guys and did you see the ants acting weird in the movie?
"They were eating people."

Saturday, August 9, 2008


Ants in NausicaƤ- I Don't Think So

Thanks, human for letting me watch one of your favorite animes.  There was one major problem I had with the movie though.  Can you guess?
"Hmm, does it have something to do with the title of this post?"

Oh sometimes you surprise me with your astuteness- but rarely.

"NausicaƤ..."

Well, I loved the whole premise of the the movie. It's based on the manga you know. However, even though there was a myriad of mutant insects and animals I didn't see ANY ants- toxic or otherwise.

"Well, ants are generally small, maybe you just couldn't see them."

Oh please. There's sentry dragonflies, ostrich/camel and fox/squirrel hybrids. And the Ohmm's, well, I have no idea really. But, Human, there's even blue beatles.

"Beetles. Is there a point to this rant Eliza? After all, you did like the movie..."

Yes, I want you to contact Hayao Miyazaki and tell him to add Toxic Ants (most likely a talking one named Eliza Leigh) into his next film. Or manga, I would be happy with that.

"I'm glad you could be content. To bad I have no way or desire to contact one of the best to tell him my talking ant wants to be in his next project. Besides I think the next one that will be released in English is a variation on the Little Mermaid (Ponyo On A Cliff) and unless you can talk under the sea..."

Ha Ha. You just don't think something as small as me could handle being a star.

"Oh yeah, what about A Bug's Life, Antz and The Ant Bully those all had talking ants."

Yes, but the leading role was always a man.

"But they're ANTS! That's it, time for bed I refuse to fight with an insect."

Because you're losing!

"Eliza, you..."
"diva."

Any more mutants out there...ants or otherwise?