Falling for Jason Mraz

Literally.
"Oh come on Eliza, no one wants to hear about this. It's really not as exciting as you're trying to make it sound."
Two and a half times did my humanoid crash to the ground for the surfer/singer. Brushing through a near death experience-
"Eliza. Really! What are you a Newsies (Collector's Edition)? I fell outside a BEST BUY. And I only fell twice."
Yeah, but then you tripped and almost went down again. It was the funniest thing. You looked so drunk. Hehe.
"You wouldn't have found it funny if you were in my left pocket. Besides, we went for a laptop. The Jason Mraz cd was a reward for my near death experience."
Okay now who's the Newsies? Talk about yellow journalism more like-
"Check out Jason Mraz's website- we are listening to Lucky right now."
Or check him out on YouTube.
"Same difference."



Hey human can you find ant-sized slippers like that?

Heroes

RIGHT NOW- IT'S NOT OVER :)

Heroes~

Right Now People.
If you're not watching it or have dvr you are SO bummin! I mean it... the twists, the turns, the blood, the gore...
"Eliza, BREATH. Relax, besides it's back on so be quiet!"

*** If you were unable to view Heroes tonight don't despair go to NBC's website they have Season 2 episodes maybe they'll play tonights too? ***
Yeah right.
"Hey it's possible."
Sylar!!!!!!
"Shh, don't give anything away."

Pirate Week~

In honor of Pirate Week I sent one of my minions to a local Pirate Fair. Since I couldn't convince my humanoid to go this weekend. Hint, hint.

"I told you I had to work."

You ALWAYS say that. What do you do? I bet you don't even have a job. You just keep going to sleep in your car and pretend to be working.

"Ehm, back to Pirate Week."

See! Well, as I was saying, I sent one of my faithful slaves to a fair honoring the glamorized brethren of chaos. They ate the food, drank the rum and took the pictures.
Here are a few.

Chalkboard Sayings~

Amazing!

Wow. Someone already guessed what that nasty picture was.
"Apples. Come on it really wasn't that hard Eliza. Admit it."
Well, it does make me think of fall. Will you go apple picking for me?
"Uhm, well I, that is. Sure"
Ha, you sound so excited. I won't hold my breath.
"What a pity."
Hey, show the pictures already!

What is this?

Whoops.
"Eww, Eliza."

Oh, come on. I may be a mutant ant but I'm still an ant! And WAY smaller than whatever that is. Really what is it?

Hello Humans!

You thought I no longer had anything fascinating to say but you were wrong. I’ve been filling my humanoid's brain with all my amazing observations and intellect. Unfortunately, it seems to disappear between my mouth and the computer screen.

“Hey, I’ve typed it, I just haven’t posted it.”

Why, human, why? Now the people may never know the truth about Olympic bull riding or my obsession with TapOut.

“Hmm, you really like that VS channel don’t you?”

Yes, so you can unblock it now!

“Fine, Eliza, I’ll make sure to look for that and a few other posts that got lost in my notebook. Now, what were you talking about?”

Parks. My human was kind enough to take me to a park today. It took us thirty-five minutes to find the entrance but only thirty minutes to explore. It was very nice~

“No swings though.”

~yes, I know how you like your swings. But, there were walking paths, benches, a lot of street lamps, a bridge over a canal even a dog park. I think the Dog Whisperer would have been proud. All together it had almost everything I love talking about.

“Oh, what was missing a TV?”
Ha ha. No. Chocolate. So here are a few pictures from today. Enjoy. Can you guess where it is? Because if you know then maybe you should tell my humanoid so we don’t get lost again.

Word of the Week~

Or whenever you get around to posting.
"Whatever. Eliza, here's the word freke."
Excuse me! Did you just call me a freak!
"No, that's the word. It means the same thing as gome or renk."
Those all sound foul-
"Close, they mean man."

Summer Time

"It's almost over~ at least here in New England so here's a few versions of one of my favorite songs."

Hey human.

"Yeah?"

Why are you home you're supposed to be at work?

"I got cancelled for the night."

YEAH!

"Really Eliza? You're happy I'm home. How sweet!"

NO! But YOU can plug the TV back in.

"Err."

Here's Janis Joplin - Summertime (Live Gröna Lund 1969)

Summertime - Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong

Jill Scott & George Benson- "Summertime"

Will Smith - DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince - Summertime

Hey Human! That is not the same Summertime!

"I know but I couldn't find a live video of oh wait here's another~"

Sarah Vaughan Italy1975: Summertime