Falling for Jason Mraz

Literally.
"Oh come on Eliza, no one wants to hear about this. It's really not as exciting as you're trying to make it sound."
Two and a half times did my humanoid crash to the ground for the surfer/singer. Brushing through a near death experience-
"Eliza. Really! What are you a Newsies (Collector's Edition)? I fell outside a BEST BUY. And I only fell twice."
Yeah, but then you tripped and almost went down again. It was the funniest thing. You looked so drunk. Hehe.
"You wouldn't have found it funny if you were in my left pocket. Besides, we went for a laptop. The Jason Mraz cd was a reward for my near death experience."
Okay now who's the Newsies? Talk about yellow journalism more like-
"Check out Jason Mraz's website- we are listening to Lucky right now."
Or check him out on YouTube.
"Same difference."



Hey human can you find ant-sized slippers like that?