Eliza got punked

"Eliza, I saw a nun working at McDonald's."
Really! That's strange.
"Uh-huh. And two inmates going to Stop-n-Shop without any officers around. You don't find that strange either?"
Well, they were on break from trash duty.
"Eliza, they were in costumes. It's h a l l o w e e n ."
Ha, ha, I totally forgot about that- lot's of leftover candy. My cousins will be eating good this weekend.
"So do you still want to visit a correctional facility?"
Do you mean jail? Stop playing.
"No here's list of local jails- really I can send you in, drop you off, whatever you want."
Ha, ha. Isn't the Shoebox bad enough.

Orange Birds. Species: Jail

Today I saw two inmates walking down the hill. It was beautiful. Their orange suits against the fall foliage of orange, yellow, and green trees. It brought tears to my eyes.
"What!?"
Why didn't you have your camera why?
"I was driving."
Let's go back maybe they're still there.
"I have a better idea.. How bout I take you to Middleton to visit-"
Ohh, how exciting.
-and you live there? Forever. Yes, I think that's the perfect plan. He, he, he. Eliza? Eliza where did you go?"

It's Snowing!!

"What!! Here?"
No, New Jersey.

Word of the Week

Flummoxed.
"Flummoxed means bewildered, confused, disconcerted."
Hey human you are flummoxed all the time.
"Indeed."

Testing a new igoogle gadget!

Hey human remind me to never, NEVER, ever, ever upset that relative of yours!
“Eliza what are you talking about?
Or better yet if you ever have a problem with your computer and are getting the runaround you get her to do it. DANG. I thought we were watching Law & Order she was the D.A. and Dell was the criminal on the stand. She TORE em up.
“Err yeah. Scary wasn’t it.”
Scary!! Entertaining, miraculous, a nail biter. Especially when the agent on the phone just kept repeating the same thing over and over and wouldn’t transfer her. He thought she would give up. He was wrong. Ha and you can’t even order pizza without help.
“That’s right. I call me D.A. impersonating sister and ask her to do it for me.”

Last Clue...

For this months name that movie!

"multi pass."
Five days left to guess.
"yeah, she knows it's a multi pass."
Green.
"super green."

Okay that was 4 clues! Enough.
"i don't need it."
HUMAN! Let's watch it.
"Okay."

Razzle dazzle plus SPELL CHECK

Ha, ha. So earlier I convinced my humanoid to start making Eliza Leigh merch on our Zazzle site. Much to my amaze and disgust I found out that my humanoid can not spell without computer help. In fact, no one else caught the blunder- but it wasn't up for to long. I have to wonder however, if it was truly a mistake or a pathetic attempt to make fun of me.
"Hmm, that would be putting to much thought into the bumper sticker. And you."
Cruel!!
From now on you need a PROOFREADER.
"How bout we use spell check for now?"
Deal. Now fix it! Before all humans think I'm an opinonated ant!
"He, he. Honest mistake, honestly."

Razzle dazzle

See I told you I put bumper sticker on zazzle all about me.
"It's not all about you."
That's what you keep telling yourself. Hey human post a link here:
(this link was removed for reasons inexplicable. Actually see this post for reason)
Thanks.
"Can I go back to sleep now?"
Hmm, I think so but I think we should write a theme song later what do you think. Hey don't MANHANDLE me.
"I would never- people are going to think I abuse you. Of course I could just squish you, flush you down the toilet, throw you in the trash, drown you in Windex-"
Sick, depraved, sadistic. Why did I have to pick YOU for my translator?
"Because I have DVR."
Oh yeah.

Wii Fit~

My human has discovered Wii Fit. Did you know the more you play the more you unlock?
"I know it is so much fun. Especially the balance games. No one will beat my score on the soccer game. NO ONE!"
Oh, how can you be so sure?
"Because I'll delete them."

Vermont Pictures

Here are a few pictures of the fall foliage up in Vermont. If you like the photos don't tell my humanoid since they are rip offs from a friends camera.
"I asked first. Enjoy."

Name this Flick

Okay, I know there's a monthy movie quiz going on already. Have you guessed yet? In the meantime check out the scence played out below and see if you can guess the movie. There is a hint in a recent post.

The Shoebox

"The Shoebox."

AKA torture chamber.
"Oh please."
My human tried putting me in a shoebox last night. Inhumane I tell you!
"Actually it was for your own protection since I had guests and didn't think you'd like getting squashed. And Eliza really inhumane- psssh."
It was awful. They stayed up late playing Wii but I couldn't see it and they had snacks but I couldn't eat it. Torture!!
"Hmm- maybe we'll keep the shoebox."

Whoops~

My humanoid needs to apologize for playing around with her Picasa Albums and deleting some of the pictures on here. Human! Apologize!

"Sorry. I'll have it fixed by the end of the day."

*** This ends our emergency posting ***

Robin Hood Movies Through the Ages~

Robin Hood and one of his semi-merry men

What's the fascination with men in tights.
"Hmm, well. Robin Hood exemplifies so much more than a fashion statement. The underdog, good vs evil-"
Whatever, all I know is there is a lot of media based on his character. Here's a list of a few I know:

Robin Hood- 1938. Errol Flynn
Robin Hood(Walt Disney)- 1973. Brian Bedford
Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves- 1991. Kevin Kostner
Robin Hood, Men in Tights- 1993. Cary Elwes
and upcoming Nottingham- 2009? Russell Crowe

"Don't forget the TV show on BBC- season 2 just ended."
Oh was it good?
"I couldn't watch it. GUY!! :( The show should be named after him and you know it."

Human, pull yourself together. Here have a fruit roll-up.

The Tortured Villian on Robin Hood
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"Eliza, I just found a Huge list of Robin Hood movies it's from the Robin Hood Project. Enjoy."

Maid Marian and Guy on Robin Hood

*** All pictures are from Robin Hood Season Two. Click on the pictures for suprises. ***

Word of the Week~

More like Word of the Month.
"Stop complaining Eliza this word is about you."
Oh really! That's so sweet let me guess. Genuis, smart, beautiful, superant...
"Putrescence."
What!! That doesn't sound so good. Forget it, I don't want to know just tell the humanoids reading this so we can move on to something more exciting. Like that German Pancake recipe!
"The condition of being decayed, rotten, putrified..."
Enough! Just because I was born at a dump doesn't make me trash.
"Eliza, I'm sorry I was just teasing. Sort of. Are you crying? How is that possible? I mean a mutant talking ant is one thing but now you're crying."
A bite of that gelato might make me feel better. Ohh, that's good. And maybe one no two of those Resses Peanut Butter Cups in your secret stash. And maybe... whoops.
"ELIZA! What is that? Did you think I wouldn't notice you splashing water on yourself? Gimme back those Resses!"

Hey human I didn't know you were in that movie!!

Name that City~

Okay here's a few pictures of a major city. Can you figure it out. And please forgive my humanoid the pictures were all taken with a mediocre camera phone.
"Don't forget the window."

Yeah and all the windows, especially where we kept sitting were scratched up real bad. Don't worry you'll see what I mean.
"You can't miss it."
Roll the pics!

Teavana! A review.

Place: Teavana. Means 'a heaven of tea'.
Venue: "Tea."
But more than that human! You can buy many tea related products as well as ordering from their tea bar.
"So tea."
Err.
Location/Hours: "Various."
Human what's with the one word descriptions. Teavana is in over 24 states so check out their site for times open in your area or better yet order online.
Pros: Yummy! Online ordering makes things easier for me. "You mean for me."
Cons: Pricey! "You mean for me."

We went to Teavana for the first time earlier this month.
"Well, I went & brought you back some tea."
Whatever. They opened their first tea bar in ATL in 1997 and since then have just continued to grow.
Human do you think Tyler Perry goes there... anyways...

Their bottom line~
Opening the Doors to Health, Wisdom, & Happiness.
"Their line not ours."
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"Hey Eliza, you know going in there made me think of that guy on PBS. You know the one that used to travel throughout Asia buying tea from farmers? He grows WORMS now?"
Did you forget his name?
"Yes...but I'll think of it."
He grows worms-cool.

Updates~

Human did you go on blogging vacation? Give me one good reason I shouldn't fire you?
"Are you paying me?"
Err. What have you been doing? I have so many things to tell you humanoids and you're not writing them down. I think I going to runaway with the next delivery person. Hmm, I like SugarCanes fresh rolls and Gallo Nero's pizza.
"Eliza, you don't need to run away. I'm still blogging. This month has just been especially busy for me so I haven't been able to post your opinions as often. In fact, I'll post your review of Teavana next. Does that make you feel better?"
Hmm, I will if you'll go make me a spot of tea. No wait some onion pizza from Gallo Nero's or summer rolls from SugarCanes. Or better yet-
"Eliza I MADE you dinner. Let's go."

Rambles

Human, why are you cackling? You keep waking me up.
"Hmm. sorry. I finally bought Madea's Uninhibited Commentaties on Love & Life."
What?
"It's a Tyler Perry book."
Oh, can I go back to sleep now?
"Yeah, I'll be quiet."
Thanks!

Madea Imitates Patti Labelle (Madea Goes To Jail)

"He, he."

HUMAN!!!!!! YOU'RE FIRED!

Name that Movie~

It's October's Quiz Time People!

Last month's movie was Bride and Prejudice.

Check out the site is still up through Miramax. I love Kholi's sounds in fact I probably press the donkey laugh too much. Look under the Fun tab.
"You do."
Badda Bing Badda Boom.
"Eliza tell them about this month."

So here's the game.
Look at the sidebar at the Amazon Widget titled Name that Movie there will be 4 movies to choose from. Then answer in the poll below. Pick which movie this quote comes from:

"Are you human? Negative, I am a meat Popsicle."
Bonus Question: Which character said it?

This will be a monthly quiz. Add your comments here.
***There will be NO prizes awarded.***

"Eliza why don't you tell them the truth. You ate all the Resses I got for prizes. Hey! Don't! You're pushing my water...aah, over."