fish head

cod to be precise. resting in a sea of salt.

why are you here? don't you want to see our new site?

which do you like better? let us know. either way it's all my humanoids fault.

Updates

We're moving the blog to Opinionated Ant.
Beginning Febuary 1st expect to see all our favorite topics as well as a few new ones there.

Some Questions We Answer

1. Why the change?
   Originally at ElizaLeigh.blogspot.com we wanted to add a few tricks to the site. Mainly pages.
2. What will happen to ElizaLeigh.blogspot.com?
   Nothing. We love blogger so much that we decided to keep the site up. Humanoid Translator tends to break things so it's always good to have a backup plan.
3. Does that mean the old site will be updated too?
   Nope. Highly unlikely.
4. Any big differences?
   A few. As previously mentioned we're adding pages. This will enable you to find things quicker and in a more organized fashion. Some more differences are:
   ♦ more monthly quizzes
   ♦ monthly Eliza Leigh Memoirs
   ♦ meet new characters
5. This blog is so confusing. What is it all about?
   The short answer: Two fictionalized characters blogging fictionalized facts.
   The long answer: Check out our About pages. There you can meet the characters and learn more.
6. Who is really asking these thought provoking questions?
   Well, you're reading them. Does that count?

Word of the Week

Torpid
Human I know this one! It's lazy, slow both of which you are. After all, how long has it been since you posted?
"Don't be silly I've been rather industrious redesigning your site and beefing up the content for next month."
I'm a vegetarian.
"Really since when?"
Two seconds ago... Really are we added new stuff?
"More quizzes and more segments and even quotes of the week."
Oh, yawn. I that makes me so-
"somnolent."

Been on Blogging Vacation

Human, I've noticed that your notebook is getting full of stories and doodles but yet none of them are on here! Have you gone on vacation?
"No. Just from here."
That's cruel. No new monthly quiz, no word of the week how am I to survive?
"Relax, Eliza Leigh. I took a short break to reorganize some of my sites and I do have to work sometime. On a happy note: Vacation's almost over! New quizzes, pictures and random happenings will be back soon."
Look the sky is crying in joy.
"That's snow and I don't think it's in joy."

Updates and Experiements

Hola minions!
Today I made my humanoid put some new gadgets on here. iLike.
"Pandora is still my favorite."
Yes I know but this is my blog and if I want you to waste two hours online changing the layout well that's my prerogative.
"Eliza you are sounding more cranky than usual. Coming off a sugar high perhaps?"
I'm SORRY. It's frustrating watching you add a GAZILLION songs and then a glitch erase EVERYTHING so we had to start all over again. Can I have a piece of chocolate to calm me down.
"No chocolate. Chew on this- spearmint."
Are you giving me a hint.
"Eliza, you are an ant, don't worry about tooth decay."
True, so check out our new gadget and tell us what you think.
"I think it's a tease, hear a piece of a song but not the full thing err..."

Razzle dazzle plus SPELL CHECK

Ha, ha. So earlier I convinced my humanoid to start making Eliza Leigh merch on our Zazzle site. Much to my amaze and disgust I found out that my humanoid can not spell without computer help. In fact, no one else caught the blunder- but it wasn't up for to long. I have to wonder however, if it was truly a mistake or a pathetic attempt to make fun of me.
"Hmm, that would be putting to much thought into the bumper sticker. And you."
Cruel!!
From now on you need a PROOFREADER.
"How bout we use spell check for now?"
Deal. Now fix it! Before all humans think I'm an opinonated ant!
"He, he. Honest mistake, honestly."

Whoops~

My humanoid needs to apologize for playing around with her Picasa Albums and deleting some of the pictures on here. Human! Apologize!

"Sorry. I'll have it fixed by the end of the day."

*** This ends our emergency posting ***

Updates~

Human did you go on blogging vacation? Give me one good reason I shouldn't fire you?
"Are you paying me?"
Err. What have you been doing? I have so many things to tell you humanoids and you're not writing them down. I think I going to runaway with the next delivery person. Hmm, I like SugarCanes fresh rolls and Gallo Nero's pizza.
"Eliza, you don't need to run away. I'm still blogging. This month has just been especially busy for me so I haven't been able to post your opinions as often. In fact, I'll post your review of Teavana next. Does that make you feel better?"
Hmm, I will if you'll go make me a spot of tea. No wait some onion pizza from Gallo Nero's or summer rolls from SugarCanes. Or better yet-
"Eliza I MADE you dinner. Let's go."