Name that Movie~ 12/08

Last months Answer? Tarzan.
Tantor the baby elephant said this right before meeting a 'piranha' in the water.
Human how many germ-a-phobic kids do you know?
"Quick, I need my hand sanitizer."

It's December's Quiz Time People!
Look at the sidebar at the Amazon Widget titled Name that Movie & choose from the 4 movies there & add comments here. Pick which movie this quote comes from:

I saw something nasty in the woodshed.

Bonus Question: Which character said it? What was it?
***There will be NO prizes awarded.***

"Eliza why don't you tell them the truth."
So what if I resold all your gifts online. I'm earning my keep.

What Are You Doing?

Human, it's 3 AM in the morning. What are you doing home and what is that racket?
"Oh, sorry Eliza did I wake you?"
DUH!
"Hmm, I wonder if they make ear plugs for ants?"
I don't have EARS. human.
"Wow, I didn't know that ants growled. Oh all right. I got cancelled for work tonight and since I took a nap this afternoon I figured I might as well clean... and move a small couch... maybe a few bookcases."
What about the people below us?
"Oh, they're sound sleepers. I think. Fine I won't move the big stuff. Now be quiet I have Howl's Moving Castle on for you. Sleep. sleep. s l e e p."
I won't be able to 'Sleep. sleep. s l e e p' until you stop all that racket.
"Fine! I'll just fold laundry that won't be too noisy for you will it your majesty?"
As long as you don't recite the moving while you're folding.
"Of course not. 'Finish your breakfast.' He, he. Okay now I'll be quiet."

Word of the Week~

Or whenever you get around to posting.
"Whatever. Eliza, here's the word freke."
Excuse me! Did you just call me a freak!
"No, that's the word. It means the same thing as gome or renk."
Those all sound foul-
"Close, they mean man."

Name that Movie~

Quiz Time People!

So here's a new game. Look at the sidebar at the Amazon Widget titled Name that Movie there will be 4 movies to choose from. Pick which movie this quote comes from:

No Life~ Without Wife.

Bonus Question: Which character said it?

This will be a monthly quiz. Add your comments here.

***There will be NO prizes awarded.***

"Eliza why don't you tell them the truth. You ate all the Lindt candy I got for prizes. Hey! Don't! You're pushing my coffee...aah, over."

Word of the Week

"Anchoret"
What does it mean?
"It's a middle English word meaning a hermit or a recluse."
How do you say that?
"I have no idea- anchor-et?"
Humanoid, you anchoret where have you been?

"ha. ha."

Indiana Jones

Last weekend we saw Indiana Jones & the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and all i can say is ANTS RULE!
"You're giving spoilers away Eliza."
Oh I don't care. If you are a human who is reading this blog and haven't yet seen Jones 4 SKIP THIS POST. Happy?
"Very."
Hmmf, where was I?
"ANTS RULE."
Right, finally my cousins are shown as the warriors they are. It's not easy dragging humans around, especially when they're screaming and writhing across the ground.
"Um, Eliza that was only a small part of the movie."
SMALL! That was the best scene in a movie EVER! It's going to win a Pulitzer-What? An Emmy, Tony, whatever- you KNOW what I'm talking about. Human I have to thank you for sneaking me into the theater. What was in that box?
"Rasinets."
Delicious. Get me some more.
"Eliza, you ate the whole box and you're still on a sugar high 2 days later."
Oh please, a small box of candy. They ate a least 3 guys and did you see the ants acting weird in the movie?
"They were eating people."

TRUCKS

Trucks have always fascinated me. Big/little it was always the horn that mattered the most. Hmm, they just don’t make em like they used too that’s for ding-a-ling sure.
“Trucks…”
Yes humanoid- I was getting to that. Roll the clip! I always wanted to say that.
SHOW the pictures already.

Trucks are for transferring things:
18 Wheelers

Transferring goods across great or small distances.
Also used to be great for hitchers.
“Hitchhikers”
Whatever. I'm thirsty.

Dump Trucks

Transferring trash.
Humans are so wasteful. I know I grew up in a dump.
Some say people use it to get rid of bodies too.

Just watch Men at Work if you don’t believe me.

“Trucks…”
Hmm, and finally.
Courier Trucks

Transferring personal packages even gifts.
Hint hint where’s my new ant house?
You know I wanted the penthouse.

Well, you better check on it.

So there are a few samples of trucks and their uses. Being a mode of transpertation- “Transportation”
Whatever, trucks have been very useful but recent gas prices has been making it increasingly expensive and difficult to do. You know I hate it when you leave the news on! But there was this fascinating special about alternative means of energy. Something about using avocado oil- WHAT?

Human you’re choking again. Oh all right, maybe not avocado but sugar cane, corn, wood chips, soybean even algae are all things that can be used… hey I wasn’t done yet…stop snorting.

*Disclaimer. Nothing here can be verified since it’s likely I’m suffering from some deadly disease but sadly not silent where I’ve become an ant whisperer.*
HUMAN! I can read- I command you hit the delete- not SEND.

Word of the Week~

About time human!

"Lant"
What does that mean? Lean, relax, hmm lant.
"Stale Urine."
Ewww! That's gross and random. Are you serious?
"Yeah, it was put in a container with lime and used on certain crops to stop birds from eating it."
Ants too! Human, I left some lant for you to clean up on the counter. Ta Ta!
"Err..."

Random Thoughts~

Hey human.
"What?"
Why do you keep using that ~ thingy?
"Because I like it."
Okay.
"Is that all?"
No actually. I watched Dr. Who last night.
"Did you now."
Yes and you better leave the scifi channel on for me next Friday at 9pm.
"Why?"
It's the 2 hour Season Finale that's why.
"Sounds like a plug."
Well, I'm not on the Doctor's payroll.
"He's not real."
Just a fan.
"Whatever."
Err.

Word of the Week~

Hey Human
"What?"
You are positively dungeonable.
"Why thank you."
Thank you! Do you even KNOW what it means?
"Of course, shrewd and I think you're dungeonable too."
Really?
"Of course, because it also means devilish and that's you. Now leave me alone I was sleeping."

Hmm, I'll give you dungeonable...

Up Next~

Eliza Leigh & Trucks

Welcome

How you found my new and obscure blog I don't know- it's been left in the hands of my humanoid assistant who constantly walks into things and still looks at the keyboard when typing. I am Eliza Leigh, yes an ant. Not an aunt but a small insect whose family is scattered through out the world. Yes, our family picnics are quite large.

After nattering away to my translator for eons- okay she says two days- she has finally agreed to spread my immense knowledge and wisdom to the masses- that's you of course!

Human! Are you CHOKING? Don't die-keep typing!