Updates and Experiements

Hola minions!
Today I made my humanoid put some new gadgets on here. iLike.
"Pandora is still my favorite."
Yes I know but this is my blog and if I want you to waste two hours online changing the layout well that's my prerogative.
"Eliza you are sounding more cranky than usual. Coming off a sugar high perhaps?"
I'm SORRY. It's frustrating watching you add a GAZILLION songs and then a glitch erase EVERYTHING so we had to start all over again. Can I have a piece of chocolate to calm me down.
"No chocolate. Chew on this- spearmint."
Are you giving me a hint.
"Eliza, you are an ant, don't worry about tooth decay."
True, so check out our new gadget and tell us what you think.
"I think it's a tease, hear a piece of a song but not the full thing err..."

Human You Look Green!

"Ugh! That's what happens when you listen to Big Mama Thorton sing 'Your Love Is Where... ' your eyes closed and spinning on a massage stool."

Oh, that's all? I thought you were drinking ether. How disappointing.
"Here you try-"

PUT ME DOWN! STOP!
"Hmm, perfect song 'Bad Luck is on Me' by Guitar Slim."

Please, I'm going to be sick. I just ate all the chocolate bon bon ice cream things from Trader Joes.
"All of them?"

Well, except for the three I gave Beagle. Nooooooo!

Falling for Jason Mraz

Literally.
"Oh come on Eliza, no one wants to hear about this. It's really not as exciting as you're trying to make it sound."
Two and a half times did my humanoid crash to the ground for the surfer/singer. Brushing through a near death experience-
"Eliza. Really! What are you a Newsies (Collector's Edition)? I fell outside a BEST BUY. And I only fell twice."
Yeah, but then you tripped and almost went down again. It was the funniest thing. You looked so drunk. Hehe.
"You wouldn't have found it funny if you were in my left pocket. Besides, we went for a laptop. The Jason Mraz cd was a reward for my near death experience."
Okay now who's the Newsies? Talk about yellow journalism more like-
"Check out Jason Mraz's website- we are listening to Lucky right now."
Or check him out on YouTube.
"Same difference."



Hey human can you find ant-sized slippers like that?

Summer Time

"It's almost over~ at least here in New England so here's a few versions of one of my favorite songs."

Hey human.

"Yeah?"

Why are you home you're supposed to be at work?

"I got cancelled for the night."

YEAH!

"Really Eliza? You're happy I'm home. How sweet!"

NO! But YOU can plug the TV back in.

"Err."

Here's Janis Joplin - Summertime (Live Gröna Lund 1969)

Summertime - Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong

Jill Scott & George Benson- "Summertime"

Will Smith - DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince - Summertime

Hey Human! That is not the same Summertime!

"I know but I couldn't find a live video of oh wait here's another~"

Sarah Vaughan Italy1975: Summertime