Remebering the Important Things(i.e. before you get knocked out)

"When you are going under anaesthesia the funniest things seem to filter through your mind."
You went under anaesthesia? And I missed it!
"No, personally I have not. But I have a story to relate."
A factual story.
"Partially."
Which part?
"Can I get on with it please?"
Sure, though it is my blog so I should be the one saying that.
"Then say it."
Can we get on with it please. See how I added that extra bit of snot to my voice.
"Ewww. What were we talking about?"
A partially factual story about anaesthesia.

"Right. You'd think someone would be worried about the procedure they are about to receive or their reaction to the anaesthesia. This particular human, let's call her Jane, was most concerned about her tooth."
Well was she getting her face worked on?
"Decidedly not. It had nothing to do with her face, teeth, head, etc. As she was getting wheeled away though you could hear her saying, 'I don't care about the procedure, I'm worried about my tooth.' I guess it is the small things in life."

You are so funny 'small things'. Please stop trying so hard. Besides making fun of a stranger is not cool.

"Who said it was a stranger. Do family members count?"
Oh well that's okay. Just wanted to make sure you weren't violating HIPPO laws.
"Eliza..."

Weekly Challenge

human how's your week with no soda?
'it hasn't started yet.'
will it ever is the question?

Weekly Challenges

Human how was your week of no tv?
"Okay, I don't see how it's fair that you could still watch it though."
Well for you it's mindless drivel but for me it's educational.
"It's not all mindless drivel."

Name that Movie~

Quiz Time People!

So here's a new game. Look at the sidebar at the Amazon Widget titled Name that Movie there will be 4 movies to choose from. Pick which movie this quote comes from:

No Life~ Without Wife.

Bonus Question: Which character said it?

This will be a monthly quiz. Add your comments here.

***There will be NO prizes awarded.***

"Eliza why don't you tell them the truth. You ate all the Lindt candy I got for prizes. Hey! Don't! You're pushing my coffee...aah, over."

Word of the Week

"Anchoret"
What does it mean?
"It's a middle English word meaning a hermit or a recluse."
How do you say that?
"I have no idea- anchor-et?"
Humanoid, you anchoret where have you been?

"ha. ha."

TRUCKS

Trucks have always fascinated me. Big/little it was always the horn that mattered the most. Hmm, they just don’t make em like they used too that’s for ding-a-ling sure.
“Trucks…”
Yes humanoid- I was getting to that. Roll the clip! I always wanted to say that.
SHOW the pictures already.

Trucks are for transferring things:
18 Wheelers

Transferring goods across great or small distances.
Also used to be great for hitchers.
“Hitchhikers”
Whatever. I'm thirsty.

Dump Trucks

Transferring trash.
Humans are so wasteful. I know I grew up in a dump.
Some say people use it to get rid of bodies too.

Just watch Men at Work if you don’t believe me.

“Trucks…”
Hmm, and finally.
Courier Trucks

Transferring personal packages even gifts.
Hint hint where’s my new ant house?
You know I wanted the penthouse.

Well, you better check on it.

So there are a few samples of trucks and their uses. Being a mode of transpertation- “Transportation”
Whatever, trucks have been very useful but recent gas prices has been making it increasingly expensive and difficult to do. You know I hate it when you leave the news on! But there was this fascinating special about alternative means of energy. Something about using avocado oil- WHAT?

Human you’re choking again. Oh all right, maybe not avocado but sugar cane, corn, wood chips, soybean even algae are all things that can be used… hey I wasn’t done yet…stop snorting.

*Disclaimer. Nothing here can be verified since it’s likely I’m suffering from some deadly disease but sadly not silent where I’ve become an ant whisperer.*
HUMAN! I can read- I command you hit the delete- not SEND.

Random Thoughts~

Hey human.
"What?"
Why do you keep using that ~ thingy?
"Because I like it."
Okay.
"Is that all?"
No actually. I watched Dr. Who last night.
"Did you now."
Yes and you better leave the scifi channel on for me next Friday at 9pm.
"Why?"
It's the 2 hour Season Finale that's why.
"Sounds like a plug."
Well, I'm not on the Doctor's payroll.
"He's not real."
Just a fan.
"Whatever."
Err.

Word of the Week~

Hey Human
"What?"
You are positively dungeonable.
"Why thank you."
Thank you! Do you even KNOW what it means?
"Of course, shrewd and I think you're dungeonable too."
Really?
"Of course, because it also means devilish and that's you. Now leave me alone I was sleeping."

Hmm, I'll give you dungeonable...

Up Next~

Eliza Leigh & Trucks

Welcome

How you found my new and obscure blog I don't know- it's been left in the hands of my humanoid assistant who constantly walks into things and still looks at the keyboard when typing. I am Eliza Leigh, yes an ant. Not an aunt but a small insect whose family is scattered through out the world. Yes, our family picnics are quite large.

After nattering away to my translator for eons- okay she says two days- she has finally agreed to spread my immense knowledge and wisdom to the masses- that's you of course!

Human! Are you CHOKING? Don't die-keep typing!