Anything Chocolate

"Did you know that chocolate cake and lays potato chips are an amazing combination? Try it."
I suppose anything with chocolate cake tastes amazing to you.
"True."
Especially when it is 5 in the morning.
"Very true."

Anything Chocolate

Did you know that Target has their own brand of chocolate? It's called Chockie-
"Choxie"
-and delish! We-
"YOU"
-had the dark chocolate espresso truffle bar it was fabulous.
"For those not to keen on dark chocolate it doesn't taste that much darker than milk chocolate."
Well you like 86% so let me be the judge of that."
"70%."
What?
"I like around 70% higher if there is extra flavors in it. Orange, espresso beans, etc."
Give it a try there's also a coupon in the box for other decadent treats.
"There was? Oops."

Anything Chocolate

Okay. Here's my new little segment. Any chocolate news that I find worthy you'll hear about it here.
So today is a lovely, decadent recipe- made with chocolate of course!
White Chocolate Mint and Caramel Parfait
Check it out at the NYTimes. Human can we make that today? Please?
Human wake up! Don't slip into a chocolate coma- not again...
"Even more exciting was the Third Annual Chocolate Festival in Bath."
Oh so you are alive. Why do you say it like you were there. We're talking about Bath in the UK right?
"Right. And I was there- in spirit. I ate my Dark Chocolate Orange flavored Lindt bar in honor of the special occasion."
Hmm, sometimes I wonder who grew up in the toxic dump...