Randomness

Pizza making is even more fun with a kid so if you don't have one just borrow one like my humanoid did.
"It's called babysitting, not borrowing- that sounds so illegal."
The only downfall to kids helping-they want to make some for their Web Kinz.
"So sweet."
But he made it on the floor. Disgusting.
"What do urban ants eat off of?"
Plates.

Pizza Mania

What's your favorite type of pizza?
Lately, we've been eating a lot of onion, garlic and pineapple but I think that's because my human wanted to use them up before they went bad.
"Eggplant with ricotta...yum"
Ohh how bout peppers and onions, sweet and simple.
"Antchovy"
What?!

Snow Day (Saturday)

Going to the mall is something my translator abhors on a normal day, add a snow storm and being five days before Christmas- a very bad combination.
"Horrendous."
At least you didn't have to drive.
"But I didn't expect walking around the mall either."
By the way you dressed I'd say that was obvious.
"What?"
Two words ho bo.

Yummy!

Their fresh rolls look a WHOLE lot better than yours human.

"Which is why I bought theirs. But I like mine too thank you very much. I always end up with WAY too many bean sprouts afterwards. Believe me rotten bean sprouts are NOT cool."

Now I'm hungry what can I have?

"Err, bean sprouts."

Anything Chocolate

"Did you know that chocolate cake and lays potato chips are an amazing combination? Try it."
I suppose anything with chocolate cake tastes amazing to you.
"True."
Especially when it is 5 in the morning.
"Very true."

Anything Chocolate

Did you know that Target has their own brand of chocolate? It's called Chockie-
"Choxie"
-and delish! We-
"YOU"
-had the dark chocolate espresso truffle bar it was fabulous.
"For those not to keen on dark chocolate it doesn't taste that much darker than milk chocolate."
Well you like 86% so let me be the judge of that."
"70%."
What?
"I like around 70% higher if there is extra flavors in it. Orange, espresso beans, etc."
Give it a try there's also a coupon in the box for other decadent treats.
"There was? Oops."

Anything Chocolate

Okay. Here's my new little segment. Any chocolate news that I find worthy you'll hear about it here.
So today is a lovely, decadent recipe- made with chocolate of course!
White Chocolate Mint and Caramel Parfait
Check it out at the NYTimes. Human can we make that today? Please?
Human wake up! Don't slip into a chocolate coma- not again...
"Even more exciting was the Third Annual Chocolate Festival in Bath."
Oh so you are alive. Why do you say it like you were there. We're talking about Bath in the UK right?
"Right. And I was there- in spirit. I ate my Dark Chocolate Orange flavored Lindt bar in honor of the special occasion."
Hmm, sometimes I wonder who grew up in the toxic dump...

Ants Need Picnics Too

"Eliza, what are you on about?"

This picture! How cruel of you.

"What's so wrong with it there wasn't anyone eating at those picnic tables."
Exactly. Empty picnic tables. No scraps. Evil, diabolic.
"Yeah you should call Peta."
And THEN! you made me sit in your pocket while you walked around that park.

"It was quite quaint don't you think."

There weren't even any NUTS.

"Well, I did take you to that market across the street afterwards."
I don't recall.

Oh yeah. Member that snack mix you got me because you thought it would be healthier. Chocolate Espresso Beans!!! Look there's one on the counter.

"I'm not going to fall for that one again thank you."

Teavana! A review.

Place: Teavana. Means 'a heaven of tea'.
Venue: "Tea."
But more than that human! You can buy many tea related products as well as ordering from their tea bar.
"So tea."
Err.
Location/Hours: "Various."
Human what's with the one word descriptions. Teavana is in over 24 states so check out their site for times open in your area or better yet order online.
Pros: Yummy! Online ordering makes things easier for me. "You mean for me."
Cons: Pricey! "You mean for me."

We went to Teavana for the first time earlier this month.
"Well, I went & brought you back some tea."
Whatever. They opened their first tea bar in ATL in 1997 and since then have just continued to grow.
Human do you think Tyler Perry goes there... anyways...

Their bottom line~
Opening the Doors to Health, Wisdom, & Happiness.
"Their line not ours."
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"Hey Eliza, you know going in there made me think of that guy on PBS. You know the one that used to travel throughout Asia buying tea from farmers? He grows WORMS now?"
Did you forget his name?
"Yes...but I'll think of it."
He grows worms-cool.

Amazing!

Wow. Someone already guessed what that nasty picture was.
"Apples. Come on it really wasn't that hard Eliza. Admit it."
Well, it does make me think of fall. Will you go apple picking for me?
"Uhm, well I, that is. Sure"
Ha, you sound so excited. I won't hold my breath.
"What a pity."
Hey, show the pictures already!