Showing posts with label entertainment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label entertainment. Show all posts

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Name that Movie 1/09 Clues

Since this quiz got posted so late this month.
"Sorry."
We've decided to give you a few extra clues.

"I'll murder ya!!!"

Quotes from the Golden Globes


'This is the only time I'm going to be in competition with Clint Eastwood' -
Bruce Springsteen
'Mad, pulsating, affection' -Danny Boyle
'I still have a cold...it's not the other thing it used to be'
'They must have done the counting in Florida'
'I'll cut when I get off stage and you can have a hemisphere' -Colin Farrell

more to come...
"Why didn't I think of this earlier?"
YOU!

"Victoria Beckham hasn't eaten for three weeks...Madonna has had to get rid of one of her personal assistants. Our thoughts go out to you Guy Ritchie." -Sasha Baron Cohen

"Eliza Leigh, I don't like that one so much."
Well it's my blog so as Tina Fey says-

'Who's the other one?...Oh please wrap up you have no have idea how much I'm not wrapping up.' -Kate Winslet

'I'm not really a public speaker so I was hoping to get Robert Downey Jr to come up here for me.'
'He's smarter than the rest of us, maybe not Steven (Spielberg).'
'I'd like to thank my dogs.' -Mickey Rourke

'And my girlfriend for only dumping me once.' -Christian Colson Slumdog Millionaire

The Golden Globes

Human thanks for watching this show or me. Why didn't you watch it last year?
"It was cancelled.."
Oh well why didn't you watch it the year before?
"It's not something I countdown the days for. Not like-"
Star Trek. G e e k.
"Hey, there's a lot of other movies I'd like to see."
Okay, ssh, Steven Spielberg's montage is on.

Look what someone sent me!

Wasn't that sweet!
Webfetti.com
"I think they're calling you a blood sucker."
Shoebox!

Monday, December 1, 2008

Name that Movie~ 12/08

Last months Answer? Tarzan.
Tantor the baby elephant said this right before meeting a 'piranha' in the water.
Human how many germ-a-phobic kids do you know?
"Quick, I need my hand sanitizer."

It's December's Quiz Time People!
Look at the sidebar at the Amazon Widget titled Name that Movie & choose from the 4 movies there & add comments here. Pick which movie this quote comes from:

I saw something nasty in the woodshed.
Bonus Question: Which character said it? What was it?
***There will be NO prizes awarded.***
"Eliza why don't you tell them the truth."
So what if I resold all your gifts online. I'm earning my keep.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Name that Movie 11/08

The movie from last months quiz was you guessed it- the fifth element.
Enjoy this "multipass" clip from the movie:



It's November's Quiz Time People!
So here's the game. Look at the sidebar at the Amazon Widget titled Name that Movie there will be 4 movies to choose from. Pick which movie this quote comes from:

Is that sanitary? It looks questionable to me?
Bonus Question: Which character said it?

This will be a monthly quiz. Add your comments here.
***There will be NO prizes awarded.***
"Eliza why don't you tell them the truth. You hid all the Eliza Leigh buttons I got for prizes."
They're going to be my pictures for my penthouse.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Name this Flick


Okay, I know there's a monthy movie quiz going on already. Have you guessed yet? In the meantime check out the scence played out below and see if you can guess the movie. There is a hint in a recent post.


Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Robin Hood Movies Through the Ages~


Robin Hood and one of his semi-merry men

What's the fascination with men in tights.
"Hmm, well. Robin Hood exemplifies so much more than a fashion statement. The underdog, good vs evil-"
Whatever, all I know is there is a lot of media based on his character. Here's a list of a few I know:

Robin Hood- 1938. Errol Flynn
Robin Hood(Walt Disney)- 1973. Brian Bedford
Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves- 1991. Kevin Kostner
Robin Hood, Men in Tights- 1993. Cary Elwes
and upcoming Nottingham- 2009? Russell Crowe

"Don't forget the TV show on BBC- season 2 just ended."
Oh was it good?
"I couldn't watch it. GUY!! :( The show should be named after him and you know it."

Human, pull yourself together. Here have a fruit roll-up.


The Tortured Villian on Robin Hood
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"Eliza, I just found a Huge list of Robin Hood movies it's from the Robin Hood Project. Enjoy."

Maid Marian and Guy on Robin Hood

*** All pictures are from Robin Hood Season Two. Click on the pictures for suprises. ***

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Word of the Week~

More like Word of the Month.
"Stop complaining Eliza this word is about you."
Oh really! That's so sweet let me guess. Genuis, smart, beautiful, superant...
"Putrescence."
What!! That doesn't sound so good. Forget it, I don't want to know just tell the humanoids reading this so we can move on to something more exciting. Like that German Pancake recipe!
"The condition of being decayed, rotten, putrified..."
Enough! Just because I was born at a dump doesn't make me trash.
"Eliza, I'm sorry I was just teasing. Sort of. Are you crying? How is that possible? I mean a mutant talking ant is one thing but now you're crying."
A bite of that gelato might make me feel better. Ohh, that's good. And maybe one no two of those Resses Peanut Butter Cups in your secret stash. And maybe... whoops.
"ELIZA! What is that? Did you think I wouldn't notice you splashing water on yourself? Gimme back those Resses!"


Hey human I didn't know you were in that movie!!

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Rambles

Human, why are you cackling? You keep waking me up.
"Hmm. sorry. I finally bought Madea's Uninhibited Commentaties on Love & Life."
What?
"It's a Tyler Perry book."
Oh, can I go back to sleep now?
"Yeah, I'll be quiet."
Thanks!

Madea Imitates Patti Labelle (Madea Goes To Jail)

"He, he."

HUMAN!!!!!! YOU'RE FIRED!

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Name that Movie~

It's October's Quiz Time People!

Last month's movie was Bride and Prejudice.

Check out the site is still up through Miramax. I love Kholi's sounds in fact I probably press the donkey laugh too much. Look under the Fun tab.
"You do."
Badda Bing Badda Boom.
"Eliza tell them about this month."

So here's the game.
Look at the sidebar at the Amazon Widget titled Name that Movie there will be 4 movies to choose from. Then answer in the poll below. Pick which movie this quote comes from:


"Are you human? Negative, I am a meat Popsicle."
Bonus Question: Which character said it?

This will be a monthly quiz. Add your comments here.
***There will be NO prizes awarded.***


"Eliza why don't you tell them the truth. You ate all the Resses I got for prizes. Hey! Don't! You're pushing my water...aah, over."

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Falling for Jason Mraz

Literally.
"Oh come on Eliza, no one wants to hear about this. It's really not as exciting as you're trying to make it sound."
Two and a half times did my humanoid crash to the ground for the surfer/singer. Brushing through a near death experience-
"Eliza. Really! What are you a Newsies (Collector's Edition)? I fell outside a BEST BUY. And I only fell twice."
Yeah, but then you tripped and almost went down again. It was the funniest thing. You looked so drunk. Hehe.
"You wouldn't have found it funny if you were in my left pocket. Besides, we went for a laptop. The Jason Mraz cd was a reward for my near death experience."
Okay now who's the Newsies? Talk about yellow journalism more like-
"Check out Jason Mraz's website- we are listening to Lucky right now."
Or check him out on YouTube.
"Same difference."



Hey human can you find ant-sized slippers like that?

Monday, September 22, 2008

Heroes


RIGHT NOW- IT'S NOT OVER :)


Heroes~

Right Now People.
If you're not watching it or have dvr you are SO bummin! I mean it... the twists, the turns, the blood, the gore...
"Eliza, BREATH. Relax, besides it's back on so be quiet!"

*** If you were unable to view Heroes tonight don't despair go to NBC's website they have Season 2 episodes maybe they'll play tonights too? ***
Yeah right.
"Hey it's possible."
Sylar!!!!!!
"Shh, don't give anything away."

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Name that Movie~

Quiz Time People!

So here's a new game. Look at the sidebar at the Amazon Widget titled Name that Movie there will be 4 movies to choose from. Pick which movie this quote comes from:
No Life~ Without Wife.
Bonus Question: Which character said it?
This will be a monthly quiz. Add your comments here.
***There will be NO prizes awarded.***
"Eliza why don't you tell them the truth. You ate all the Lindt candy I got for prizes. Hey! Don't! You're pushing my coffee...aah, over."

Monday, August 11, 2008

Indiana Jones

Last weekend we saw Indiana Jones & the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and all i can say is ANTS RULE!
"You're giving spoilers away Eliza."
Oh I don't care. If you are a human who is reading this blog and haven't yet seen Jones 4 SKIP THIS POST. Happy?
"Very."
Hmmf, where was I?
"ANTS RULE."
Right, finally my cousins are shown as the warriors they are. It's not easy dragging humans around, especially when they're screaming and writhing across the ground.
"Um, Eliza that was only a small part of the movie."
SMALL! That was the best scene in a movie EVER! It's going to win a Pulitzer-What? An Emmy, Tony, whatever- you KNOW what I'm talking about. Human I have to thank you for sneaking me into the theater. What was in that box?
"Rasinets."
Delicious. Get me some more.
"Eliza, you ate the whole box and you're still on a sugar high 2 days later."
Oh please, a small box of candy. They ate a least 3 guys and did you see the ants acting weird in the movie?
"They were eating people."

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Ants in NausicaƤ- I Don't Think So

Thanks, human for letting me watch one of your favorite animes.  There was one major problem I had with the movie though.  Can you guess?
"Hmm, does it have something to do with the title of this post?"

Oh sometimes you surprise me with your astuteness- but rarely.

"NausicaƤ..."

Well, I loved the whole premise of the the movie. It's based on the manga you know. However, even though there was a myriad of mutant insects and animals I didn't see ANY ants- toxic or otherwise.

"Well, ants are generally small, maybe you just couldn't see them."

Oh please. There's sentry dragonflies, ostrich/camel and fox/squirrel hybrids. And the Ohmm's, well, I have no idea really. But, Human, there's even blue beatles.

"Beetles. Is there a point to this rant Eliza? After all, you did like the movie..."

Yes, I want you to contact Hayao Miyazaki and tell him to add Toxic Ants (most likely a talking one named Eliza Leigh) into his next film. Or manga, I would be happy with that.

"I'm glad you could be content. To bad I have no way or desire to contact one of the best to tell him my talking ant wants to be in his next project. Besides I think the next one that will be released in English is a variation on the Little Mermaid (Ponyo On A Cliff) and unless you can talk under the sea..."

Ha Ha. You just don't think something as small as me could handle being a star.

"Oh yeah, what about A Bug's Life, Antz and The Ant Bully those all had talking ants."

Yes, but the leading role was always a man.

"But they're ANTS! That's it, time for bed I refuse to fight with an insect."

Because you're losing!

"Eliza, you..."
"diva."

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Random Thoughts~

Hey human.
"What?"
Why do you keep using that ~ thingy?
"Because I like it."
Okay.
"Is that all?"
No actually. I watched Dr. Who last night.
"Did you now."
Yes and you better leave the scifi channel on for me next Friday at 9pm.
"Why?"
It's the 2 hour Season Finale that's why.
"Sounds like a plug."
Well, I'm not on the Doctor's payroll.
"He's not real."
Just a fan.
"Whatever."
Err.

Any more mutants out there...ants or otherwise?