Obsessed with Zazzle stamps!

Rose by Mail by SageRoseWellness
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Can you believe that this was a bouquet from Shaws!
"Aren't you supposed to be cleaning or something?"

Now this is more like it!

If you read the last post you would have discovered that my human has no sense of true art!
Humans think of massage but here's where the TRUE art of zazzle is at

Ant with Gold Coin by Swazzle
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Ant on a Leaf Greeting Cards by patenaudephotography
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Busy ants by European
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Ants Rock! Sticker by TShirtDotCom
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"Hmm, yes all fascinating. Ooh look I found an ant sticker that I LOVE."
Really? I'm so-

The Day the Ant Pile Stood Still by jamierushad
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-err NOT proud. Why don't you go clean something.
"Great comeback. You see my face, it's called smug."
You see this Dr. Pepper? Whoops, it's called your bad.
"Nooo."

Cool Massage Stamp

MassageNerd Stamps by massagenerd
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"This is dangerous. It feels almost like ebay!"
Human. Get away from the computer. Do Not take out your debit card. Put it down NOW.
"Why? I really need stamps."
When is the last time you sent out a letter?...........
I rest my case.

Zazzling!

Human, I saw your zazzle page. L A M E.
Where's mine?
"You don't have one."
Where's mine?

Razzle dazzle plus SPELL CHECK

Ha, ha. So earlier I convinced my humanoid to start making Eliza Leigh merch on our Zazzle site. Much to my amaze and disgust I found out that my humanoid can not spell without computer help. In fact, no one else caught the blunder- but it wasn't up for to long. I have to wonder however, if it was truly a mistake or a pathetic attempt to make fun of me.
"Hmm, that would be putting to much thought into the bumper sticker. And you."
Cruel!!
From now on you need a PROOFREADER.
"How bout we use spell check for now?"
Deal. Now fix it! Before all humans think I'm an opinonated ant!
"He, he. Honest mistake, honestly."

Razzle dazzle

See I told you I put bumper sticker on zazzle all about me.
"It's not all about you."
That's what you keep telling yourself. Hey human post a link here:
(this link was removed for reasons inexplicable. Actually see this post for reason)
Thanks.
"Can I go back to sleep now?"
Hmm, I think so but I think we should write a theme song later what do you think. Hey don't MANHANDLE me.
"I would never- people are going to think I abuse you. Of course I could just squish you, flush you down the toilet, throw you in the trash, drown you in Windex-"
Sick, depraved, sadistic. Why did I have to pick YOU for my translator?
"Because I have DVR."
Oh yeah.