Word of the Week

Torpid
Human I know this one! It's lazy, slow both of which you are. After all, how long has it been since you posted?
"Don't be silly I've been rather industrious redesigning your site and beefing up the content for next month."
I'm a vegetarian.
"Really since when?"
Two seconds ago... Really are we added new stuff?
"More quizzes and more segments and even quotes of the week."
Oh, yawn. I that makes me so-
"somnolent."

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Amusia

"It's a form of Aphasia characterized by an inability to produce or recognize music."
Oh poor human another condition you've been diagnosed with. I should start looking for a healthier more sane one.

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Clonal
"I think this one is pretty self-explanatory."
You're right. It's pertaining to you.
"It means anything about clones. What are you inferring?"
Please and you graduated from grade school. It means you're a clone. Haven't you ever wondered?
"Yes, now it all makes sense."

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Arithmomania

Ooh, I know. Obsessed with arthritis.
"Not quite. It's the morbid impulse to count."
Hmm, I think you suffer from this.
"Really?"
You're always late, you eat things with old expiration dates and you consistently forget how old you are.
"That's anti-arithmomania."
Is that a word?
"Doubt it."

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Perseverance
This is what I and any who deal with my human need to have. Lots and lots of it, forbearance, moxie, call it what you will.
"I'd prefer a mute button for you. Perseverance, steady action towards a goal despite obstacles. Or annoyances. Like... you."

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WISEACRE
Ooh, this should be good.
"Short and sweet."
Like me!
"Yes, quite like you, a pretender of wisdom. Originally a dutch word that spilled into other cultures rather easily. Modern US variation are the terms wiseguy & smart alec. Yep that about sums you up!"

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HUGGER-MUGGER

Hmm, that one sounds familiar.
"Should, since it describes you completely.
Originally known for secrecy (your true location must be to keep those rabid scientists at bay) and now it's more commonly known for disorder and confusion (for everything you do and leave in your wake) about sums you up."
Gosh, that's so sweet of you really. Thanks, I'd reciprocate- hmm let me see, your brain is confused & disordered and you location should be kept secret so no one will come and lock you away. How was that?
"I say Good Night!"

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"ETHEROMANIAC"
What! I understand the maniac part. I live with one.
"Okay bear (hmm or is it bare) with me. One of me favorite sites lately is World Wide Word. It has such an array of words-"
ETHEROMANIAC?
"Right it's basically a person addicted to ether. They typically would use it like alcohol but with a few differences. For example, etheromaniacs would get drunk quicker and sober up in a few minutes with no hangover. One big detraction was 'violent belching of flammable gas'."
That's the only down side? Beagle has that problem every time I feed him chocolate. Besides altering your mental status? Isn't that the tag line for DARE?
"Huh? No that's Drug Abuse Resistance Education. Stop feeding the neighbors dog chocolate, at least near our place. This was really popular in the late 1800's when people used natural gas for lighting. Imagine your burp causing you or the people next to you on fire!"
Hmm, find me some ether and a lighter and then STAND right there!


**** Please don't try this at home... Or your neighbors... Or at work... ****

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Rebarbative~
Repellent, irritating. Causing annoyance. Like you human.
"Hey, I wanted to say that!"
I know.

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Yoo whoo... where are you? Oh human, back from strike I see.
"Yes."
Well?
"Yes."
Don't just sit there. Tell us the WORD.
"ABSQUATULATE"
You're just making up words now.
"No really. It means to abscond, take off, sneak out."
You mean like you! Get back here human!

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Flummoxed.
"Flummoxed means bewildered, confused, disconcerted."
Hey human you are flummoxed all the time.
"Indeed."

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More like Word of the Month.
"Stop complaining Eliza this word is about you."
Oh really! That's so sweet let me guess. Genuis, smart, beautiful, superant...
"Putrescence."
What!! That doesn't sound so good. Forget it, I don't want to know just tell the humanoids reading this so we can move on to something more exciting. Like that German Pancake recipe!
"The condition of being decayed, rotten, putrified..."
Enough! Just because I was born at a dump doesn't make me trash.
"Eliza, I'm sorry I was just teasing. Sort of. Are you crying? How is that possible? I mean a mutant talking ant is one thing but now you're crying."
A bite of that gelato might make me feel better. Ohh, that's good. And maybe one no two of those Resses Peanut Butter Cups in your secret stash. And maybe... whoops.
"ELIZA! What is that? Did you think I wouldn't notice you splashing water on yourself? Gimme back those Resses!"

Hey human I didn't know you were in that movie!!

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Or whenever you get around to posting.
"Whatever. Eliza, here's the word freke."
Excuse me! Did you just call me a freak!
"No, that's the word. It means the same thing as gome or renk."
Those all sound foul-
"Close, they mean man."

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"Anchoret"
What does it mean?
"It's a middle English word meaning a hermit or a recluse."
How do you say that?
"I have no idea- anchor-et?"
Humanoid, you anchoret where have you been?

"ha. ha."

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About time human!

"Lant"
What does that mean? Lean, relax, hmm lant.
"Stale Urine."
Ewww! That's gross and random. Are you serious?
"Yeah, it was put in a container with lime and used on certain crops to stop birds from eating it."
Ants too! Human, I left some lant for you to clean up on the counter. Ta Ta!
"Err..."

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Hey Human
"What?"
You are positively dungeonable.
"Why thank you."
Thank you! Do you even KNOW what it means?
"Of course, shrewd and I think you're dungeonable too."
Really?
"Of course, because it also means devilish and that's you. Now leave me alone I was sleeping."

Hmm, I'll give you dungeonable...