Showing posts with label pictures. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pictures. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

fish head


cod to be precise. resting in a sea of salt.

why are you here? don't you want to see our new site?

which do you like better? let us know. either way it's all my humanoids fault.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Cameron Laird - Photographer

Hello,
still peeking in here i see. all two of you ;).

Just a quick fyi on Cameron Laird, photographer out in Townsville, Australia. He's running a contest right now which I found through @Problogger on Twitter. Yes, I'm posting this to tell you that he is a commercial and editorial photographer so hopefully I'll win the camera he's offering but also because his pictures are juicy, mouth watering and fulfilling. Sorry I got distracted by the Watermark Restaurant Album. Here's his blogger site and click on his name above or in the Link list to check out some of his work.

Off to go eat steak and eggs, sans the steak.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Randomness

Pizza making is even more fun with a kid so if you don't have one just borrow one like my humanoid did.
"It's called babysitting, not borrowing- that sounds so illegal."
The only downfall to kids helping-they want to make some for their Web Kinz.
"So sweet."
But he made it on the floor. Disgusting.
"What do urban ants eat off of?"
Plates.


Saturday, January 10, 2009

Ripoff Pictures

I love it when you borrow memory cards. Here's a few pictures that were pretty cool.
"I got permission."
Sure you did.
"Really, well except for the cool lady."
Do you even know her?
"Maybe."
Movie star.

Moving Day

I suppose that would be easier.
"What are you on about now?"
Just take the house with you.
"Hmm, is that what they're doing? I hope so, I always liked that house it was so quaint and it was set back from the road with a nice yard."
Well, there will probably be four new houses in there by summer.





Saturday, December 27, 2008

Name This Park













DriveBy Pictures

Ice and Snow
Sand
My human almost hitHouse my human likesHouse I like

A Kodak Plant
A house someone likes A quiet resting place
A place to overfeed ducks


Peabody into Lynn Massachusetts.

Monday, December 22, 2008

Snow Day (Monday)

FYI-
Do not EVER let my human borrow your car especially if you need it to get to work the next day.
"It was an accident."
With subzero ("16 degrees") conditions, ice-glazed snow and slushie sandals my human notices the car keys in the locked car when leaving work this morning. Happens to all you humans I've been told but let me show you how mine made this simple mistake worse, ten times over.
  • CAB RIDE TO LOCKED CAR- $20
  • PEOPLE FOUR HOURS LATE TO WORK- 2
  • TRYING TO EXPLAIN HOW YOU GET LOCKED OUT OF 2 CARS IN ONE DAY- RIDICULOUS

Not only did my human get locked out of the car at work but locked the other car at home as well so instead of a simple car switch had to wait for the cab carrying the two car poolers and the extra sets of keys. Then had to wait almost two ("1.5") hours at the train station for a train to go the right way.
"Well at least I didn't have anything to do with that. I lost my debit card too if it makes you feel better."
Not really since now I have to wait two whole weeks ("10 days") till I can borrow it again.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Snow Day (Saturday)

Going to the mall is something my translator abhors on a normal day, add a snow storm and being five days before Christmas- a very bad combination.
"Horrendous."
At least you didn't have to drive.
"But I didn't expect walking around the mall either."
By the way you dressed I'd say that was obvious.
"What?"
Two words ho bo.



Friday, December 19, 2008

Snow Storm Day One

If you have been following this blog then my next statement will not shock you.
My human is crazy.
For others, I'm serious and you can believe a talking mutant ant. For real.
Many people in the US may have heard about some snow storms that are effecting well pretty much from coast to coast. Snow in New England, normal. Snow in Las Vegas and Houston, eh not so much.
Does this stop my human from behaving like a child who's never seen snow before? Of course not. Plans had to be changed all errands done before 3 o'clock so we could be home to enjoy the snow. In reality, errands were complete by noon and my human was a bundle of energy looking out the window, cleaning out the fridge (I had no idea that pizza dough could go bad :/) and the horrors doing laundry. We even made homemade pizza dough and obviously pizza.
I think I could live with a few more snow storms.
"Not if you had to shovel out afterwards. Here's a few snaps from today. Enjoy & stay warm where ever you may be. Hey rewind that!"
That's right the best part- I can watch movies ALL day and my human wont stop me.

Any more mutants out there...ants or otherwise?