"The Shoebox."
AKA torture chamber.
"Oh please."
My human tried putting me in a shoebox last night. Inhumane I tell you!
"Actually it was for your own protection since I had guests and didn't think you'd like getting squashed. And Eliza really inhumane- psssh."
It was awful. They stayed up late playing Wii but I couldn't see it and they had snacks but I couldn't eat it. Torture!!
"Hmm- maybe we'll keep the shoebox."
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