See I told you I put bumper sticker on zazzle all about me.
"It's not all about you."
That's what you keep telling yourself. Hey human post a link here:
(this link was removed for reasons inexplicable. Actually see this post for reason)
Thanks.
"Can I go back to sleep now?"
Hmm, I think so but I think we should write a theme song later what do you think. Hey don't MANHANDLE me.
"I would never- people are going to think I abuse you. Of course I could just squish you, flush you down the toilet, throw you in the trash, drown you in Windex-"
Sick, depraved, sadistic. Why did I have to pick YOU for my translator?
"Because I have DVR."
Oh yeah.
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