Eliza Leigh is writing her memoir.
"Eliza come on. A memoir! You are an ant."
But a talking one. Please, Brittany's got a special on TV don't you think the world wants to know where I came from-
"A dump site in Miami. There now they know."
-what obstacles I've overcome-
"You walked around a traffic cone to climb on the tractor trailer you hitched a ride from."
-and pitfalls I've avoided-
"Like the open manhole when you stopped in Baltimore?"
-to become the amazing ant I am today.
"Did you even watch Britt's show?"
Yeah, it was pretty good.
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